Light Comedy

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says "man its hot in here". The second muffin says "HOLY CRAP! A talking muffin!!"



Two cows standing on a hill. One cow says "Hey, what do you think of this mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "What do I care, I'm a helicopter!"

A couple of Mr. Bean's favorite "one liners." Oh the humor in my home.